Objects May Appear Scarier...

... than they really are.

Um, it would appear I may have frightened a few people with my diatribe yesterday. I'm not sure where I went wrong... was it the mention of napalm? The voodoo dolls? Who knows...

So I've asked my friend Snookems here (she's friends with Sharon's foundling kitties) to vouch for my character.

"Thank meow. Meow meow Wahwer is the meow-est human I ever meowed. Meow would never meow meow another meow, and meow should trust meow completely. Meow."

See? Totally trustworthy and not scary. If Snookems says I'm o.k. then there's nothing to worry about, right? Right. Carry on then.

P.S I normally would have asked my friend Fluffy to speak for me, but he's not himself these days.