Apropos of NUTHIN'
An Ode to ManservantsWhat began as a meal in a tiny bistro
Turned into 3-courses of gut-wrenching laughter.
Our hot latin server, mi nombre Santiago
Tried to offer some queso for "after."
He was offering something to keep us well fed
His motives were honest, most likely sincere
But the shy senorita with tresses of red
Thought indecent proposals were reaching her ear.
He was offering Parmesan sprinkles, its true
But the senorita thought a message was hidden
Was he suggesting something that he'd like to do
Was he promising love most forbidden?
No, the poor lad was doing his job to his best
Which was questionable, I'll give you that...
While we thought he spoke of amore prohibido,
He had said, "You wan chizz wit dat?"
posted by Laura @ 12:36 PM
8 comments
8 Comments:
Now you've made me snarf Diet Coke!
You are so damn funny, Laura. I'll be laughing all day now.
:-D
Oprah!
You don't understand! We met on the internet!
Eduardo Santiago Jesus, if we must be precise! ;)
(I have no idea what you're talking about.)
Very well done!
Gee poor boy, 4 hotties to serve, I'm amazed he was able to keep himself composed enough *says no more - but is just me or is it warm in here!*
Chez wit tat?
Tee Hee!
Oprah!
That's not my cat!
yeah...but was he cute?
you're quite the poet sister! ha ha
Pleasant enough looking-- not my cup of tea, but the poor man had such a heavy accent it was nearly IMPOSSIBLE to follow his questioning... Throw in a bottle of wine and we were all helpless trying to translate what he was asking us ~
How can you expect us to blog if you aren't tee hee
I found you from Sharon's blog and I must say you 4 are great. I will be returning often to follow along and share in what happens here. I have linked you and hope that is okay if not, just let me know and I will remove you.
You are a great lady.
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