Lock up Your Children

Yes, it's true: DUBYA'S COMIN' TO TOWN

Several people have asked me if I can get them tickets i.e. front row seats. You would have been proud of the skill I used when witholding the derisive snorts of comtempt. "Ah, no... don't think I can help you with that one..." Another friend asked me if that was me he saw on the 6PM news, standing in line at the Chamber of Commerce to get tickets for Dubya's visit. I simply replied, "No, that was some other incredibly hot chick--- I was too busy to stand in line."

I try to keep this blog non-partisan, but I personally can't wait until the Prez exits town Wednesday afternoon, so that things can get back to normal. When the front page of the local paper touts his visit as the headline FIVE DAYS IN A ROW, it's time to get the visit over with already. 'Nuff said.

UPDATE: Make that SIX days of front-page headlines. He didn't get this much coverage when he came to town on the campaign trail 2 years ago ~