Gourd-itos, AKA The Pumpkin Posse

For anyone who wondered how a couple of wild youngsters spends a spicy Saturday evening, the truth is revealed: you go to the Barnesville Pumpkin Festival, wander around in the drizzle for two hours, then get your picture taken in front of the King Pumpkin.

So there you have it--you never knew the Greater Ohio Valley region had such exciting night life, didja?