Top Ten List

It has come to my attention that I have not posted a Top Ten list in many a moon... In order to honor that observation, I present you with my latest top ten list of "Phrases I Never Imagined Hearing / Uttering" (all within roughly a 10-day span)-- I leave it to you to decide which I proclaimed, and which I heard:

1. "Sorry for the interruption... problems with Asia."
2. "I had to wait 96 years to have my very first car accident."
3. "Please assure him that I would NEVER offer a friend grey sludge-- brown, maybe-- but N-E-V-E-R grey."
4. "Is it an innie or an outie?"
5. "I'd like a #1-- but with orange juice, not coffee-- OJ goes better with hash browns."
6. "Does Bacardi mix well with Diet Mt Dew?"
7. "For some reason I'm getting one in the morning AND in the evening, and I don't know why..."
8. "Its official, I AM a farmer-- call the FFA!!"
9. "If a crack ho' falls down in the alley, does she make a sound?"
10. "Does she have a favorite kind? EPT? Clear Blue Easy... what?"